Yeah, so I just got back from a short recess in my fortress of solitude (you may know it as the bathroom), and it was anything but relaxing. So I get in there, drop trough and sit down on the nicely warmed seat of the washlet toilet our fine facilities here at the Shichigahama Kokusaimura provide, ready for a relaxing 10 minutes or so. Then I look down and notice something - THERE IS A FRICKING BUG, IN MY BOXERS! Let me repeat that and let it sink in: a BUG, IN my BOXERS!!!!! WTF!!!11one!! I didn't want to know how it got there or, even worse, what it was doing that whole time nestled in next to my pasty white posterior, I just wanted it out. NOW. I quickly flicked it against the wall of the stall and watched as it scuttled across the floor out of my perimeter. Situation averted, all is well.
Oh, and last night I was rudely awoken by another earthquake. Apparently it lasted a good 20 seconds or so this time, but I was only awake for like 5 of those tops. If it isn't one thing its another though. Meh.
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I think I'd take the bug-in-the-boxers over the atomic wings I had tonight. UUUUUUUGggggggggggggggggg. I'm so going to regret eating those in the morning............
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